Cats are dumb. You heard it here first. Bird doesn't like cats. Help, they're everywhere and they won't leave. I'm a slave in my own home.
[IMG] We got gray cats, tortie cats, black cats, tuxedo cats, calico cats... [IMG] Asthmatic cats, cats allergic to fleas, cats with a torn...
When Bearnie was too spooked to come back home a couple years back, we all debated the merits of tranq darting him. Turns out, they don't make a...
PE: Baking a pie! Oh gosh, I gotta make bread still. [img]
Bearnie is pretty chill about it when I burrito him, but Porgy LOST HIS MIND when he was sick. I think it didn't help he was feverish and real...
Tbh, they don't make a lot of the cat meds in butt form and uhm, a lot of cats will LOSE THEIR MINDS way worse if you try to shove something up...
HAHAHAHA. Well, I start off feeding Holly/Bearnie/Porgy/Coug/Sheila in one room, close the door, bring his Highness his bowl of wet food or lock...
She was avoiding Scrags and the others hardcore at the time, so I think she probably wasn't getting enough contact to contract it herself, since...
Also this. Scrags won't even look at dry food. To be fair, he has very few teeth and he's decrepit, but HOO BOY. If he thinks I'm too slow to...
I've done that with the liquid meds & pills as well, and it suuuuucks. The best was when Bearnie, Porgy, and Scrags all had the same infection...
One of Bearnie's pills is the size of an advil and I'm always baffled by it. Someone needs to work on cat pill tech and make those bad boys...
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I crush it up and add it to Bearnie's wet food. The key is to get smelly food that the cat really likes, I've found! This is how I give Scrags and...
[img] If you "take a trip to California," then you won't be there when the dmv burns to the ground. LPT.
The bot actually complains that I used to "look like a teenager," and he prefers my face now, when I look "more like 22." They tried to put...
it is! I had to start yesterday to avoid making a 5 course meal today:emoji_laughing: The bot had a near heart attack when he came home yesterday...
@SamAnt Are you having this problem, too?
Was trying to find the earliest pic of us that I could and Matt-bot might seriously be a vampire, because he hasn't aged in 5 years.:emoji_joy: [img]
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