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[IMG] I need a nap after getting up to make this for Matt. Chive biscuits + poached eggs + sea scallops topped with a tarragon brown butter...
It means she’s a Grinch, is what it means. This joke won’t be as funny when @ChrisTurk ‘s filter changes it, tho.
And now everyone knows why I really have so many cats.
Was she trying to make you listen to her terrible remix of the song “ Fireball?” [img]
Rocket whisperer.
He is simultaneously the smartest and most idiotic person I know, all at once. That about sums up the last 5 years :emoji_joy:
Me: Could you take out the trash? Matt: Of course! You never ask me! SO, apparently, he thinks "take out the trash," means "lay the trash bag...
[img] Red wine short rib + spicy ahi + chive drop biscuits + garlic risotto. These new plates make me feel like a sloppy version of Martha...
I think I’ll have to switch to a tasting menu :emoji_joy:
This is part 1 of food I cannot eat myself and so I’m not eating right now:emoji_joy: My anniversary is tomorrow, but since I always do as many...
[img] Part 1: Oysters Bird-a-feller!
@Buntastic is spoiling me with all the drinkware this year! YAY! I literally need to have people over for dinner soon, just so I can show off the...
Wait, I WANTED THE HIKING SCENARIO! I was hoping it was like, "Your hiking partner fell and broke their leg. WHAT DO YOU DO?" The correct answer...
They say puns are for the birds & I have no egrets.
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