I've been getting spell-checked since before @sarin was on this forum- he doesn't scare me! [img]
People who don't get a kick out of our puns should move right along and take a hike & walk a mile in our shoes. It's a shame they got off on the...
We will de-feet the pun haters!
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[img] 5 years later and the bot is still making the same silly face & I'm still wearing the same dress:emoji_joy:
May, June, and July have all been my best of the year. [img]
Scrolling thru old photos, and am reminded of the time that Frank took off to go dive in the lake at the golf course:emoji_laughing: [img]
Being allergic to shellfish and such sea critters, realized I've never actually shucked an oyster in my life. So, guess I'm gonna have some swell...
It was practically a rite of passage for me. I proudly thrust my newly minted, now 18 year old id at the clerk cause you had to show ID to go into...
He's sulking cause I wouldn't let him eat everyone else's food. [img]
I finally got rid of my Clemson Blockbuster card this year. @ChrisTurk Pour one out! [img]
Went out for shrimp, panicked hard at the counter, and came home with: oysters, shrimp, scallops, ahi, and a lobster tail. ...also short ribs I...
Hi, would you like to adopt me? I'm 29, but I get shit done.
[img] CUTIESSSSSSSSS!
Is this what happens? It's been 5 years/11 years and I can't remember what he eats. Does he eat? Does he like food? [img]
Me to @Buntastic : I can't remember what Matt-bot eats besides shrimp. @Buntastic , wise beyond her years: MAKE LOTS OF SHRIMP! [img] Shrimp,...
Oh gosh. Just realized my anniversary is tommorow and I have NO IDEA what to make Matt. Sure, I only make multiple elaborate meals every week,...
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