I'm waiting to find out about some secret HOA provision where I can only drink lemonade if the temperature is over 102 or something. So, like,...
I went to pay my water bill and the lady who works there very seriously told me, "I hope it's over 107 again this weekend! I'm looking forward to...
Sure, that too. lazy
[img] As long as you bring some tennis balls!
(Your F temp - 32) x 5/9 = celshusssshshshshshsh [img]
He gets SO excited when he sees the backpack, cause it means we're going on walkies! I can barely get it on him:emoji_joy: Once he sees the tennis...
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Frank would freak out if he saw this many tennis balls at once- he ran into the wall last time I opened a new can. :emoji_laughing:
[IMG] I think someone enjoyed lunch.
I have SO MANY jokes to make here. I won't. But, :eyebrows::eyebrows:
I have an app for this, so I can randomly air horn at ANY TIME. I did it in the middle of a couples dinner recently. Matt-bot didn't even...
When @ChrisTurk started the forum, I only had 3 cats. Those were the days. :bearnielazer::bearnielazer:
:bearnie: says, "who? me?" [img]
Me: this heatwave sucks Bearnie: we must merge to become one me: sneezes Bearnie: [IMG]
[IMG] Shut up, fitbit, I haven't even had my coffee yet. [IMG]
Who needs cats when you have internet “cats.”
Me: Don't sleep on the table Definitely my cat: [img]
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Oh no- who giffed me?!
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