I have 2 glade plugins and 1 febreeze plugin and my refills on automatic reorder :emoji_joy: Every time someone says my house smells nice, I feel...
Pssh, I'd spring for the febreeze, bb.
Chonky butt here is locked out of the room where all the other cats are eating, so he can't steal their food. He is unamused with me. [img] [img]
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The LOL is for the douche canoe part, not everything else.
[img] Can I interest you in an "upcycled" donut? Do I get extra points for edible glitter? I'm not sure how to make a glow in the dark donut...
You flesh sacks are so irrational! I mean, wow, some flesh sacks sure are irrational, fellow human. [img]
My garage clicker kept dying super fast, and every time I put a new battery in, it was barely strong enough to open the door from next to my...
Me to Matt: Hey, why did you take my car keys to work? Matt: What if you're not home when I get home later? I needed a house key. Me: WHERE...
Someone at the birthday party walked into the back of the house, saw 6 cats, and asked me, "Are those all yours?!" No, I borrowed a few extra for...
I used to have one and was going to replace it this summer but Skeeter stole all my money for his dental work:emoji_face_palm: Dyson with the pet...
We actually have super old Oreck air filters that still work great. Sadly, they do not clean the hair for me. That's just me and my silicone...
How else do you think I can keep Bearnie's asthma under control?!:bearnielazer:
My shoddy handle on euro languages ended in some really interesting interactions when I was there. People were always super nice cause I was...
I worked abroad for awhile, and learned some super fun phrases they did not teach in class:emoji_joy:
Separate names with a comma.
