[ATTACH] This was about a year ago.
Careful kid, those will murder you.
So...you have a disney princess umbrella, eh?
Well. Pretty sure you win.
That's like the only bit of korean that I still remember from my trip to Korea a few years ago.
My 3 year old splashes in puddles and drives me nuts, no Korean here. [ATTACH]
Add anti-feminist misogynist to the rap sheet.
[ATTACH] She's getting too old for maximum heart-age. It's like gymnastics. Once you're like 12 it's all over for your career.
Sleeping babies in hoods with fake ears or tails are where the action's at.
It's the weekly grind. It changes a person.
I deleted like half the posts this week because I was tired and 8 out of 10 of the most useful/most wowed had like 2 votes and that's not worth a...
Wait, I'm supposed to get paid?
Dude, do you think I stay up until 3am and live update the totals? Shit no, I've been asleep for like 4 hours by the time the thread posts.
(for tracy, there is one F-bomb about halfway through ;) )
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You only have a limited time for maximum heart whoring. Gotta maximize potential.
LOLs are being spread thin tonight. Need more people to lol things to make the list.
Builds character. And stories to tell at parties.
5/5, what are kids for if not to shove them unsupervised into the yard with a machine that can chop off their foot or hand with the slightest misstep?
Wait I take that back, fish paste has gotta be abuse on some level.
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