Crowdsurf:emoji_nerd:
[img] WHY WOULD YOU REMIND ME OF SUCH THINGS?!
Back in the MTG days, I did a p9r as a captcha clear and got a reject and a block. Got the block lifted, but BOY, am I STILL SO angry! That was my...
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Matt-bot saves pictures to his phone so that he can't possibly screw it up:emoji_laughing::emoji_laughing: In his defense, works like a charm!
Single dad of 2 daughters :emoji_shrug: If he was already in the store and knew I needed a new sports bra or whatever, no point in going back...
Sorry, what's happening? I think I just went into a rage blackout over the idea of someone touching my porefessional.
TIL that I'm a serial killer. Cool!
Exactly. Still doesn't stop him from insisting, "WHY DON'T THEY JUST TELL THE TRUTH?! WHY IS HE LYING TO HER? THIS IS GOING TO CAUSE THE LOW POINT...
Matt calls Scraggles our love fern! I make him watch rom coms sometimes, and he picks up the funniest details from them. He also gets really mad...
I don't think I've made it a full week without singing, "JASON DERULOOOOOO!" at some point. It doesn't help that dirtbike guy's name sounds just...
[IMG] Not everyone can have that Jason Derulo bod like you, man.
old as hell Oh man, for a second I thought you were talking about Matt-bot.
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