Instead of Toys for Tots, we could throw a "Tots for Thots," event!
[IMG] I'm now mad I didn't make any "Thot" cookies.
The trick is to make catnip treats and leave them out for Bearnie! Distracts him from the other treats.
Haven't seen Scrags all day! He's a master of disguise! [img]
I set out forks and spoons and blah blah along with the plates and napkins and then STILL find some dude rifling thru my drawers "looking for a...
I was skimming past this and just saw "keep an eye on your forks and spoons." YEAH, WHY IS THIS SUCH A PROBLEM WHEN I HAVE COMPANY?! THIS GUY...
That's the cake I make to conceal the bodies of my avian enemies who try to horn in on my territory and mate. [IMG]
I refuse to make another cake for at least 1 week. No, 2! Yeah, 2 weeks.
[img] Prolly try something like this: https://smittenkitchen.com/2018/05/ice-cream-cake-roll/
What did I do this time?! [img]
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Don't you dare give Matt-bot this idea again. I already had to talk him out of that once before.
Big friend group where it would be considered bad form. I kinda...don't have much of a choice despite the fact barely anyone can stand him. I...
That doesn't work with this dude. He once looked under my table and commented, "I see some cat hair." I told him to get a broom and he replied,...
I dunno, I assumed that Matt's annoying coworker would show up without rsvping and made him an insulting cookie and I was 100% correct. He even...
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Well, LA-DI-DA, look at money bags over here with a ball! In my day, we smacked a pine cone around with a tree branch IF WE WERE LUCKY! [img]
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