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[img] These are the manliest meringues I've ever made. [img]
I sent Matt a hot spring spa hotel that I found in a VRAPI and he opened it at work and everyone was cracking up cause the resort boasts its hot...
[img] Pssh, not possible. He couldn't find one in a store within 40 miles of us and he doesn't have an amazon account of his own. He doesn't even...
His dad is in an urn on my console table. We don't need to one up him.
He doesn't KNOW I ordered it. His dad had a version of it, and he kept mentioning it, so I went ahead and ordered it and then he gets the idea...
Matt just sent me a link to a shirt he wants. I told him that he "didn't need it," with a winky face. He tells me, "you don't need a clay bird."...
[img] I have a sciatica cushion and it adds +2 butt comfiness, thank youuu!
I like my faded brown chair! [img]
[img] It's like a cross between somethng super cheerful and a horror movie. You can't ever leave this place, Lt.Dan-Bird! YOU AINT GOT NO LEGGGSSS!
Oh gosh, I just unwrapped Lt.Dan-bird and his other leg fell off. [img]
The checkout lady goes, "He only has one leg." and I looked at my flamingo and went, "YOU AINT GOT BOTH LEGS, LT. DAN!" [img]
Tell that to the "adult only" spa hotel I'm going to in a few months.
[img] I found this guy with one leg and got him for 2 smackaroonis, given his singular leg when all the others had 2- his name is Lieutenant...
Back from birthday party shopping (the last of it, except for whatever I forgot and will buy in a panic thursday morning) and already practicing...
[img] Coffee?!
[img] I'm not even ready for THIS party, let alone the next christmas party!
"Cool. Fast. Dominating." is what I look for in men:emoji_thinking:
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