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I went to take out the trash this morning and I didn't have any new trash bags to put in there so I got in the car and now I'm doing 30 to life.
That took a VERY strange turn.
You need a weekly column or something.
You are on the verge of making some very terrible life choices.
For the love of god don't call it Linux. It's GNU/Linux
It was an e-mail interview, so I can't be sure, but I suspect he may have.
I interviewed him once. He's exactly as much of a dick as you might think.
Just embrace it and sell cat hair sweatshirts on etsy for some extra $
There's not nearly enough time to go into this.
How in god's name did you manage to procreate?
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Oh god, don't give CT ideas.
Pretty sure there's an actual Yo Mamma joke in here somewhere.
Oh, we're doing Popsicle stick jokes now I see.
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I can't stand surveys about child behavior/kids who screen you out because you're a guy. GET WITH THE TIMES PEOPLE.
"I wrote this exact same essay for some researchers at Ohio State"
Amazon would like a word with you about your DDoS attack.
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