I had an 11 oz glass of wine last night, 40 minutes from my house. I was passed out in the passenger seat by the time we got home. Wine makes the...
Just rattlesnakes and meth heads, bb! I know you jelly.
I live in the desert. I park in the sand at my imaginary stores and restaurants.
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I've been walking around, loudly singing, "I HAVE A BLACKKKK SHIRTTTTTT! SOMETHING SOMETHING MY LOVE IS SADDDD!" It took Matt a few weeks to...
I'm not actually asking. I was just making a joke related to @Kayashi calling me undead.
Man, my luck sucks even in death! Is that why the law man took my beanie babies?!
I LIVE ON PLANET BIRB NOW!
[img] real time gif of Birb trying to outrun her medical debt (kidding) Wait, does medical debt even apply to a dead person?:emoji_thinking:
Matt-bot claims I am undead because when he tries to listen to my heart beat, he can't hear it. He also claims my pulse is too low to be human,...
I mean, I was clinically dead. Does the guy wielding the paddles count as a necromancer?:emoji_thinking:
[IMG] [IMG] I'm sharing a desk with someone who has terrible breath today!
tips: don't ever get on life support without health insurance. oh, wait. I didn't really have control over that.
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I prefer a stone tablet delivered to my window, thank you.
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