Matt (and me for some of the years) always would participate in National Pumpkin Destruction Day, and the cub was immortalized in cartoon! They...
He just shrugged and got a porsche instead, and made the bmw an airport errand vehicle (which someone then promptly crashed on an interstate on...
I could always tempt him with a plane ride and shove him out over your yard:emoji_thinking: Do you have a trampoline? Pool maybe? I'm a pumpkin...
I was standing on a trail with Mister Jeep parked off to the side, admiring the sunset, and I watched a deer just run headfirst into him. The...
Do you want me to box up the matt-bot and send him to your location? He's a good little slave laborer.
As far as the cherokees go, the early 2000s ones were far sturdier, it seems. Mister Jeep is lovingly maintained and does well for me. I had to...
Yikes, sorry about your jeep. I'll pour one out. I love mine. He's a 19 year old beast. Stupid deer tackled him this year, cause deers really...
Excuse me, Mister Jeep is practically immortal.
I have several great responses to this, but @ThisPoorGuy would just have to mod edit them for being really morbid.
"I see you broke another set of fondant ears. I found a unicorn horn cookie cutter that has free shipping, should I order that?"
That conversation is really droning on.
I thought my jokes would land.
I just wanna make plane jokes! [img]
@JDS [img] Our baby J3 has a stall speed of like 38? The air cam Matt-bot built had a stall speed of like 40? Some planes are meant to go low...
Not in a piper cub.
Why drive 75mph when I can rip thru the skies at a glorious 65! Suckerz on the ground like plebs! [IMG]
[IMG] What I think I look like vs what I actually look like.
Meanwhile, in birb land: "Dat one window dere look like dat other window. If you squint, you see dat door knocker look like da picture." [img]
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I'll have you know that I don't fall for that trick.
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