Great, thanks to @Randomacts , I'm gonna wake up in a cold sweat, screaming about cakes in the middle of the night. Why would I buy a cake? WHY...
[img]
[IMG] [img]
and THIS is why you'd make a poor trophy wife. bunch of fuckin' baking plebs, ffs. [img]
I have more cats than he does.
Excuse me, being a trophy wife is a skill.
I do the task for female humans even though I am an avian robot hell bent on destroying the world. I mean, HA-HA, I am such a kidder, fellow...
[img] Well, tell that to my knee that I blew out in dance!
Are my knees not supposed to make that noise when I walk? Is that not normal? [img]
[img] I didn't pull these out in time to go with your brie. Sorry.
[ATTACH] [img]
I just wanted to make a gag and pulled one of my more ridiculous gifs of them. It was that or this: [img] They are dumb and dumbest, and I love...
[IMG] She's found the love of her life- herself.
I'll just assume @tricker neglected to call my boys good looking because she's blinded by their unparalleled beauty. [IMG]
Separate names with a comma.
