Me: I don't want to cuddle right now Matt-bot: THAT IS NOT THE AGREEMENT! CUDDDDLEEEEE! Resistance is futile. And then the boys do this, and...
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I basically live in fear of cuddles and affection!
Burn-eeee He's named after Leonard Bernstein and I just spelled it "Bearnie," without thinking about it. He clearly hates me so much, as this...
[img] I was gone until lunch, and Bearnie is convinced I was gone for a full week. Also, where did that spoon come from?!
[img] Why would you even imply that my food might taste like poop? I'M SORRY. DO I LOOK LIKE FUCKING TUBE DOUGH TO YOU?!
I LIKE BIG BUNS AND I CANNOT LIEEEEE! [img] SEE! SO ROUND!
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Getting some onyum rings in Hendrix, like I was a baller.
I only ever eat the onyum rings. I ate a truckload of those in college. But, I don't eat fast food much in general tbh. Those little slices of pie...
I think it's fine for fast food, but like a lot of things, heavily dependant on your location. Cause, I've been to a good & bad version of...
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I was only there for the slush. I care not about food, only slush. Only red bull, only slush. ONLY RED BULL.
[img] Finally got my hands on a red bull slush, forgot how big a large is, and I'm pretty sure this thing is cocaine claiming to be red bull and...
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