He tricked me into thinking I like cats with his weirdness. I mean, I like cats a little bit, but he was the cat who made me think, “ yeah, cats...
He occasionally brings me gifts of shiny things and change or “ fun toys.” He spits it out on me and looks proud. If you’re not impressed with the...
Just check Bearnie’s hiding spot he totally thinks I don’t know about. You’ll find a bevy of loose change and socks.
THIS. Please don’t ignore the loud and clear cry for help of someone you care about. The potential consequences are way too permanent to not take...
And now I’m going to be singing the Gatchaman song for the next hour. Thanks @morweeg
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The mods usually get testy when I heavily imply that someone only does scoutits in order to pay for their crippling addiction to back alley...
1-800-273-8255 Suicide prevention hotline number :emoji_point_up_2:
At least my garbage wind provides energy :emoji_kissing_heart:
I have so many jokes that would get me mod edited. You charge your “ friends” 10 cents a text, but your “friends” charge you an hourly rate, yes?
[img] ARE WE HAVING FUN YET?!
[img] I’ll have you know, the wind is a nice, chilled out 28mph right now! Which, is only like a half facetious comment, cause it’s been 40+...
I remember when I had green things and flowers for a few weeks. It’s all sand again. Windy windy sand.
Just chucked out my planes, motorcycles, and Matt birthday party theme in favor of pretty pretty princesses unicorn glitter birthday. @Buntastic...
You’re so helpful! :emoji_hugging:
We’ve been bickering about race lines for the past decade and it appears nothing has changed. Except the direction of the track, of course. DID...
Especially fun when someone gets too overconfident and just spins out while everyone razzes them:emoji_joy:
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