Little does @laby know, that if she posts a plant meme, you will steal it! [img]
Baby flush, doo doooo dooo [img]
I mean, I'll be back at some point! The farm awaits:emoji_kissing_heart:
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[img] Listen, he's tired and he never remembers to turn on his pandas, ok?! I have to help him or he won't pay rent on time!
[ATTACH] Who would do such a thing?!
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If you think he looks gnarly NOW, you shoulda seen him back when I first found him. He had the aroma of a trash can, aggresively scratched anyone...
Every time I put my hand out to try and get Coug to come over and boop me or let me pet him, Scraggles runs over and headbutts my hand as hard as...
Bearnie has mastered the baby face! [img] How is he 4 now?!:emoji_sob::emoji_sob: He's supposed to stay my baby forever!
"Were you just talking about us?" [IMG]
Spoken like a woman who doesn't have 6 cats, who can and will do colorful things like hide under the bed and in the bathroom cabinet to avoid leaving.
[img] The key is to be prepared to tell your cats that, "mommy and daddy are just playing spiderman, while we watch other people play spiderman!...
I have so many retorts to this, but they would make one of the mods cry, probably @ThisPoorGuy . So, just imagine how x-rated it would be. [img]
Wikipedia? I feel like you've likely watched enough pornos that you can just go by memory :emoji_shrug:
Matt-bot goes, “ so, I get that you feel squiggly inside, but why the sprinkles then?” Me: cause I’m pretty, like a sprinkle. [img] I mean,...
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