I don't like things with only one foot and never eat chowders or cook clams......but, I do know that live clams can be cooked. You are only...
Gee, whiz, that's exactly what I had in mind. The tuna sandwich is already made and in the fridge. And the heating pad is in my lap on my...
This is how you get people to send you threatening emails.
That's not plaid. That's calico.
Yeah, why use all those words when four letters will say the same thing?
So if your name is Norman Oswell, you might as well leave now.
I got a treat! I got a treat! What am I so excited about? It's a nickle..and I can't eat it.......but, I got a treat.
The answer is 42. The answer is always 42.
X Rejected! X marks the spot, on the target on your back!
Do you suppose he's testing for how many people will come back for seconds after being shot in the back? He apparently has plenty of shotgun...
Armored basketball. Pick it up.
Do I recognize that cat? I do!!
Cyberball for the big cats.
Not with all those little windows. Need big windows..and open curtains to be scenic.
The spaghetti's done when you throw it on the baby and it sticks...? Does that seem right?
That looks like a tough pair of turkeys. I mean so tough you'd haveta par-boil them for two days before you'd bake 'em to make 'em edible.
Well the tooth fairy was never that good to me!....my mom just handed me the quarter and said,''gimme the tooth''..... After she died, I found a...
I agree with this entirely. That's why I threw it back and made a second cup of cocoa instead.
ROBOT!!! Get the torches! kill it with fire!!
Why, I would never......my vocabulary is larger than that.
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