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I WAS TRYING TO COMFORT YOU!
BUT MA OPINIONS!
I was trying to be polite! [img]
All your time with me has really warped your world understanding.
You tried to defeat me with your tube dough, BUT COULD NOT!
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I have a lot of really entertaining remarks about what I'm probably "allowed" to do, since I cannot speak, but I would give @ThisPoorGuy a...
Can I even make fun of an aerospace engineer? Am I actually allowed? Will I be struck by lightning next time I rip on the Matt-bot?!
[img] AS IS OUR RIGHT AS AMERICANS! ALL THE MOCKERY! ALL THE TIME! EXCEPT IF IT'S ABOUT MY CAT!
Her daughter sent her a dvd for mother's day that she could not play with her existing dvd player. Aces. I had to talk her thru playing it on her...
[img] A) Do you like cats? B) Are you able to setup all her tech without driving me insane? C) Can you pretend to be interested in wine and...
I basically understand 0 of this conversation. It's like trying to understand tube dough. You guys are all speaking an alien language I cannot...
WHY WON'T YOU JUST MARRY MY MIL?!
I'm not sure why they even let me watch these hits for money, since I'm too much of a pleb to even be in the same room! [img]
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