Discussion in 'Daily mTurk HITs Threads' started by Kadauchi, Jan 2, 2019.
Too much work, they're not worth all that... Just kidding I promise
I totaled my first car on a deer. Big pregnant female. I thought I hit a horse. Airbags went off and . Scary stuff
deer are dumb
But they ARE delicious
And creepy. If I take my dog out too late sometimes the deer just stand there and stare.
Oh yea deer in a small car you're fucked. Deer in a large truck, hit it get out put it out of is misery and load it up. Take pictures then call the insurance company while field dressing it.
Obviously you're not doing it right. You supervise and make them do all the work...
This is what both my grandma and my dad did. It was "educational" they said. "It's good for you" they said.
you can't just grow a possum
I have a friend that swears they are satan's henchmen.
I wanna post my limerick but I don't want anyone to steal it
The possums in our yard are sometimes cute but for the most part and they kinda creep me out. They're like these giant, super intelligent, sneaky, rat-like creatures, who always eat the cat food I put out. I feed them fruits mostly (they love the stuff) so they'll leave the cat food alone. We have a family of them out there.
Same with my aunt and uncle. They "taught" us quite a bit. Actually living on the farm really did teach me a lot. I despised my aunt so I was always on the farm with my uncle while she was tending the garden.
A couple of years ago a guy in a big truck was passing me on a rural road. He hit the deer trying to beat both of us crossing. The front of his truck grille shattered, and so did most of the deer. Not much left to field dress. It took me months to stop having nightmares about deer pieces flying at me. (And his airbags went off too, and broke his thumb and his glasses.)
No that would be breeding.
So should I have asked 'Have you tried breeding?"
Although now I'm waiting for someone to pipe up and say "Yes she already has, she's got 2 kids"
Yep that opens a door which leads to a porn related gif and next thing ya know @Tracy Wethington is asking for some translation. Not to mention she referenced kids so unless she's working with some immaculate conception the answer would have been obvious.
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