04/08 - Social Distancing Wednesday!

Title: Survey on the COVID-19_new | PANDA
Requester: Ying Li [A30BCGDN3XB4UB]
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Description: Survey on the Coronavirus
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Title: Work Stress Appraisal Wave 1(~ 10 minutes) | PANDA
Requester: Zachary [A3BL64AK2EEMUK]
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Description: This is the first of three surveys in our study. This survey will compensate you $0.75 and should take approximately 10 to 12 minutes to complete.
Duration: 60 Min
Available: 72
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Why on earth would you put mayo, let alone fake mayo, on a grilled cheese?

 

Maze [A1D8RNWK41HDVE] Small usability task & feedback on a website/app prototype. (~7 minute) - $0.80 | PANDA

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$49.66 / hour
00:00:58 / completion time

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I make fried potato salad for every cookout known to man and I regret nothing.

 

The only acceptable grilled cheese topping is bacon. Ham is forgivable, but still not okay.

 

it gives you the best golden bread for grilled cheese! You just use it on the outside of the bread in place of butter

It's me, birb, back from lunch.

 

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Grinch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

 

I just realized @ThisPoorGuy brought up grilled cheese.

Were you hoping I'd burn the place down in a rage?!

 

This makes me want a Croque Madame real bad.

 

Good afternoon, obnoxious beaver @dan

 

And tomatoes.

Question, what about pineapple, though?

 

The best cooked sandwich is a Monte Cristo.

 

grilled pineapple

 

Zachary [A3BL64AK2EEMUK] Work Stress Appraisal Wave 1(~ 10 minutes) - $0.75 | PANDA

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<24 hours

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Can be done faster; I'm slow with bubbly ones

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oof i'd have to take an uber to get there? nevermind lmao :/

 

This feels like a transcript of any one of the voice messages I used to get on Xbox Live back in the day.

 

The only acceptable grilled cheese topping is cheese or butter. A grilled cheese is not a melt. Add bacon to a melt. Whatever. Just don't call it a grilled cheese.