04/14 - Funky Friday!

I hear that phone number input is hot right now.

 

JS is pretty useful to know for a ton of stuff, but in reality starting in C or C++ is better because it makes learning newer languages easier.

 

I started in Snek, and now I can't view anything in not-Snek.

 

I put a whole forum on ignore once, got very lonely.

 

You can't ignore people that don't exist.

 

The issue really comes down to, I wouldn't accept that much through PP or anything.

Python (noob language), Node (its js so kinda counts, kinda doesnt ), that POS java (again, fuck java) and fuck java. There are probably more java / js jobs than everything else, apps / front+backend web dev.

 

I think that it needs to be said one more time so..

Fuck java.

And fuck Oracle in general.

 

@Kadauchi will only accept that much money in a brown paper bag left at a dead drop of his choosing!

 

What's wrong with Java?

 

Its not fun.

 

I like C++ because I like figuring shit out. Until I have to nest so many loops within loops within ifs.

 

Nah if you are moving that much money around you should be classy enough to buy a suitcase.

The java licence is also kind of shit and JVM makes it really bloated... See minecraft

 

I love ternary operators in js too much.

This is advised against doing by anyone competent in js.

Code:

const rating = to1 || to2 ? this.settings.to.to1.use ? to1 ? to1.attrs.pay : `N/A` : to2 ? to2.recent.reward[1] > 0 ? `$${(tools.hourly(to2.recent.reward)).toFixed(2)}/hr` : `--/hr` : `N/A` : `New`;

 

but, it's enjoyable.

 

haha I wish I had kids now...

 

A real parent markets caramel covered onions as caramel covered apples.

 

I'll drop the suitcase off at a specific location in town, and then I'll text you the location through a burner phone, to your burner phone, then toss my burner into a woodchipper. You go to the drop-off, take the suitcase, and place a plain, unmarked manila envelope with the lower left corner folded in twice, in its place. Put the secret script on a 128 GB flash drive. I'll reimburse you for it. Then once you've done that, use your burner to text my second burner, then throw your burner in the woodchipper. I'll come back, pick up the envelope, and throw my second burner into the chipper as well, douse the chipper in gasoline, and light it on fire

No one will ever know.

 

python's a n00b language? when people are getting done with trendy things like R and coming back to it for real work in AI and deep data mining/analysis? ok lol #machinecode4life

 

machinecode? Real men write in pure binary.

 

Punch cards*