04/24 - Woof Wednesday!

No, never fear. That glimmer is most definitely getting dimmer, not brighter.

 

New Requester Profile!

BDC [A18K0EBUI83ZKD] Evaluating Dialogue Response Quality - $0.04 | PANDA
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JS RESEARCH [A3RKZXGVUF1PFW] Quick study about conducting job interviews!(~ 5 minutes) - $0.60 | PANDA
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@Buntastic @morweeg @ChrisTurk Should I open a portal to the cookieverse for 1 trillion cookies???

 

Yes. Portals are good.

 

MJ H [A1ZTMLZ5IGZT1A] Solve as many questions as you can in 2 minutes ($0.20 + up to $.77 BONUS!)(~ 5 minutes) - $0.20 | PANDA
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@redsfan33 theres a random dude at the bar here in Minneapolis wearing a reds hat. Are you here??

 

Ask him and let me know what he says

 

Wait... You go on TV while at the bar? Interesting.

 

You decided to ruin your life with that game?

I stab a @Randomacts voodoo doll every night because of the chunk of 2017 I can't get back

 

Is this not normal? How do you think excellent decisions like "lets just change peoples names randomly" get made?

 

those darn millennials addicted to social media, geesh

 

http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/

 

It was bun, weeg and CT's fault.

 

I didn't do nothing.

 

Someone spilled fritter batter all over me and then they didn’t put the deep fryer together correctly and spilled a quart of oil all over the floor while making the fritters, which I promptly slipped on.

I’m wearing a men’s t shirt that is down to my knees and drinking wine while everyone sorta stares at me and hopes I don’t snap.

The pie is good tho.

 

It all makes sense now. Tbh, I'd be impressed if you did none of the TV coding while drinking. Drinking and coding always went together.

 

whoa now