06/28 - Theoretically Thursday!

From Urban Dictionary

Incel -

aka "involuntarily celibate", a person (usually male) who has a horrible personality and treats women like sexual objects and thinks his lack of a sex life comes from being "ugly" when its really just his blatant sexism and terrible attitude.

 

Whats the monthly donation average though?

 

I mean not nice. Or whatever. Maybe I shouldn't have said that.

 

Sometimes, Matt hears me making such distressed noises and wildly flapping my arms so much, he just knows I stumbled onto part of the internet I can never erase from my mind.

I once found an AMA of a chick who does "animal shows," I made the mistake of clicking on a link I thought surely could not be legit. There are things I can never unsee.

 

Ah crushing. Yeah I don't understand why it is a thing either and I'm pretty sure that it is illegal.

crazy people

 

Matt explains it as viewing women as vending machines, where if you insert enough "nice tokens," she's supposed to give you the reward of your choosing and is a horrible Grinch if she doesn't give you what you want for an imaginary agreement she never agreed to in the first place.

Pretty apt.

 

Dem crazy womanz

 

See my lack of sex life is just because the outside is scary.

 

Nothing wrong with that, it's gonna happen when it's gonna happen lol

 

Okay I'm losing money googling things. This is not allowed

 

Don't be a blue waffle about it.

 

Haahhhh I already know that one. Nice try.

 

Oh gosh, the AMA didn't have THAT luckily. She was more like...real in love with animals.

It was...so graphic. (tho, I've seen crushing too and ack)

That AMA still totally exists too.

Spoiler: not for the faint of heart

The part where she says that sex with a pig is superior to sex with a horse and lists the reasons why basically broke my brain for life.

 

Didn't someone propose with a hit once?, We can't all be losers...

 

mmmm tasty

 

Every week, I decide I'm getting another cat and then right after, I realize it's a bad idea. Dammit, though, I want one!

 

Go to Turkey, there are lots of stray cats in there...