09/11 - Maximum Monday!

The servers get borked every once in a while. Just come back to them in 15 minutes.

 

I hope you can see this....God bless the Internet:

 

Amazon, the leader of scaleable computing... is not giving enough computing power to their hits.

 

Understandable have a nice day.

 

I cannot explain to you the deep and extreme anger I feel when I see Rex Ryan.

That man is a travesty. I want to punt him in the balls.

 

GET OFF MY LAWN

 

LMAO
I was quoting this to ask if it was worth clicking on, and it loaded instead.
Was definitely worth.

 

STOP LIGHTING YOUR LAWN ON FIRE

 

YOU'RE NOT MY MOM

 

WIBBLY WOBBLY TIMEY WIMEY STUFF

 

I have no idea of what I'm doing, but this sets the playback rate at 4x

Code:

// ==UserScript==
// @name         'Rekognition Team
// @namespace    http://tampermonkey.net/
// @version      1.0
// @description  Play 4x
// @author       Clozy
// @include      https://aitiaotu.com/*
// @require      https://code.jquery.com/jquery-latest.min.js
// @grant        GM_Log
// ==/UserScript==

var Sanity = $('h4:contains(Playback Rate)');
if (Sanity.length){
$(document).ready(function() {
window.focus();
    document.getElementsByClassName("btn-rate-higher")[0].click();
    document.getElementsByClassName("btn-rate-higher")[0].click();
});
}

 

I love you

 

But! What about those of us having to eat your spaghetti code!!!!!!

Hey! I want something special! You write crap code, but show me how to edit it! You OWE ME! You had the nerve to release something with your sweat and blood, so now you owe me FOREVER!

When I eat your spaghetti code, and poop, it'll be poop pieces! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDD.

You know, @Kadauchi's said some crap about my code, and I've said crap about his, and it's all good, because we both are self-taught and it helps us learn. Likewise, @Ethraiel @THFYM, @ChrisTurk and @Melting Glacier, too, all self taught scripters. We've all had conversations and helped each other and gotten better.

Really got to wonder about people who refuse to teach themselves, yet make a point (google search: site:turkerhub.com POS date of this month) of constantly bashing someone else. You'd think if they cared that much, they'd learn enough to know that you can easily go back to previous releases of extensions, or, heaven forbid, clone a git repo and hack on it yourself.

But, isn't it always so much easier to complain about things than do something about them? (The answer's yes, folks. Please hit the next button for your completion code.)

(Adding disclaimer: Eth's a friend. As many times as I've been intimate with his mom, he's almost like a son to me. The purple text here is a reference to some earlier posts that were removed, about a guy slamming Eth's code and in the same breath demanding Eth show him how to modify it, so he could sell it to people. Can't make it up, folks.)

 

I'm in that same group of script makers. only mine is I have no F'n Idea what I am doing... good job tho on this