09/11 - TurkerView Tuesday: Face-lift Edition

last i heard she was trying to make sense as to why someone would pour a can of soda in a CPU and expect it to not short circuit.

 

So awesome, must be a genius ha

 

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Pros:
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excellent communication
Daily cat fix
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@PeachyRider JRE today is

 

Full disclosure: I tried to pull up a gif @SAJ sent me yesterday, but if you google "want sum fuk bird with ADULT POGO STICK gif," it gets....very weird

 

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terrible awful no good very bad day for me. 21 dollars

 

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Things Matt is good at: math, engineering, anything mechanical, anything sport like, hand-eye coordination, art

Things Matt is bad at: a basic grasp of the english language, common sense, computers, a basic knowledge of the news, making his own dinner, paying his own bills on time, computing human emotion, putting his socks anywhere that isn't the middle of the damn floor

He's a normal human like the rest of us...just with charisma and math maxed out lol.

 

I felt really dumb for a minute when it kept telling me I was wrong lol

 

@Hummingbirdee

https://www.mangaupdates.com/authors.html?id=17274

The artist is a girl.

 

Ok. Ok ok ok.

SO, can you make that sammich for me then bb?

CHOP CHOP HONEY!

 

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing that tomatoes don't belong in fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a fruit salad with tomato in it.
Strength is throwing tomatoes at the guy trying to sell tomato fruit salad.
Dexterity is him dodging the tomatoes you throw.
Constitution is him running away from his failed sales pitch and continuing to run until he's in the next town.

brought to you by explaining DnDs stats

 

Meh. I need to make $125 between today and Thursday so I can get a tattoo on Saturday I'm only at about $35 between mturk and Prolific today.

 

i wuv this post

 

@Ana* Upon meeting one of matt's coworkers, he goes, "OH YEAH. SHE SECRETLY LIKES DnD, BUT I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL!"

Me:


Now I have to dodge invites. Goody.

 

I remember back in University, the first time the comp sci group got together in the dorm to be idiots and drink, we were well into the night when this girl pokes her head into the room and says she's having computer trouble. I figured after a week of class, I was now a computer expert so I went to go check it out. Trying to sound sober I was like "what sheems to be ja problum?"...she tells me wine got in it. "Oh, sho you shpilled wine on it?" Nope, she tells me she poured wine into it. I tell her that's bad, she asks if I can fix it, I press the power button about 50 times and then tell her nope, it's dead.

She gives me one of these:


I tried to match her seriousness, knowing she just lost her beloved computer, but all I could muster was one of these:

 

Sooo TH DnD campaign then?

 

Roll for deception.