10/11 - The AnaBananaBirthdayPalooza Thursday

half a box of cocoa pebbles for dinner

 

You're like the fifth person I've heard say that. I'm going to try to catch it this weekend, and if I'm not thoroughly spooked, I'm going to be livid.

 

Moniker [A223AK0D2YBJHD] Visit our website and draw a penis. (WARNING: This HIT may contain adult content. Worker discretion is advised.) - $0.02 | PANDA

Good

Unrated

Unrated

$0.31 / hour
00:03:54 / completion time

Pros:
You get PAID to draw a weenie!
No more having to do it for free!
I just proved my teachers were all wrong!
You don't have to scrub any bathroom walls to remove it!
You can re-draw it if it's not to scale!

Cons:
You only get 5 minutes to draw your "masterpiece".
You can't save your artwork to have it printed on a T-shirt or coffee mug!
You can't make it life-sized, apparently there's a size constraint.
They don't have any other colors to choose from, just a black marker.
You can't add sound effects...
Otherwise, there's NO downside!

Qualifications: Adult Content Qualification EqualTo 1;

To read Moniker's full profile check out TurkerView!​

 

Less spooky, more wtf and gross.

 

@StuffAlleySays told me it was good the other day & I watched it & it was pretty good.

I don't think its overly scary (@THFYM) but its good for what it is.

 

This lol.

 

Speaking of clicking master...

You've received a bonus from John Beshears for work related to [Complete 5-minute button-pressing task (possible bonus)].
The value of your bonus is: $10.00 USD

The Requester included this note:
Thanks

Thanks for being a Worker on Mechanical Turk!

 

Sidenote, also watched "Hold the Dark" on Netflix and, really really good but I'm partial to that guy from Westworld / 007.

 

@dan no. Too soon.

 

No it is perfect.

 

It's the most wonderful time of the year

 

omg

 

I

It's my Halloween costume. I'm santa.

 

Ho ho ho. Happy Halloween boys and girls

 

Did you think I was joking when I said I got paid for penis drawing? Or did you think it was a really strange side job?

 

Title: Plausibility norming (about 15 minutes, paid $1.5) [ $ | $ ] PANDA
Requester: Altmann Lab [A3MNCXEL8KVH6K]
TurkerView: [ $21.18 / hour ]
Description: In this survey you will read some short sentence pairs. After you read each sentence pair you will be asked to rate how likely it is for the second sentence to follow the first.
Duration: 02:00:00
Available: 0
Reward: $1.50
Qualifications:

• HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 95,
• Location EqualTo US,

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i believed you

just feeling a lot rn

 

Why the fuck isn't there any hockey tomorrow? Dammit Canada, you had one job.

 

blame @leafs4_cup