11/26 - Time To Tame A Turkey Tuesday!

I say pizza to get people to stop asking me questions like that - it's just easy and no one questions it.

But yeah put olives on your pizza.

 

olives....

 

Olives really go well on pizza. I might see that it's the olive and not the pizza being great.

 

YES! They taste like dish soap.

 

It's something super popular and easy to like. It's why garbage chocolates like Hershey's whatever are consistently the top rated candy on lists. It makes no sense, it certainly isn't the best, but it's easily available and shoved into your face at every possible opportunity due to advertising etc.

 

Don't put dish soap in your olives!

 

There are very few things I don't like, Olives make that short list.

 

Diamonds are a girls best friend. Marketing works more then people would ever like to admit.

 

You know who don't like olives? Children. Children don't like olives. Except cool kids.

 

Pork, the other white meat.

except it's not white meat at all.

But people think it's healthy because of television commercials.

 

Pork isn't necessarily unhealthy, excess pork is. Cut back on the bacon, fatty.

 

I know. Anything in moderation is fine.

It's just people who are avoiding dark meat because of whatever reason, think, oh, sweet, pork. delicious white meat pork

 

Oh shit was I secretly a cool kid? Sister and I used to sneak into the dinning room and steal olives before Thanksgiving dinner.

 

are you me and my sister?

 

You spelled 'weird' wrong.

 

Olives are the best part of thanksgiving

 

Fixed.