You tricked me into logging into MTurk and they are asking for tax information. I always knew you worked for the man.
That's what I was trying to do, hehe, make people go "wait what tf does this dickhead mean by 'MTurk'?? I better log in and check just in case" but then they don't see anything and get confused / a little anxious. While I'm over here just sipping on my coffee and enjoying my day, carefree, perfectly hydrated, unbothered. Yeah that's also me.