8/31 - Maybe This Will Post Monday

wow just realized this article is 5 days old, which is a year in internet time. he's probably twice as rich by now

 

You guys all clearly need to start collecting engineers & mechanics like I do. Then, you just lure one in with promises of food and make them fix whatever is wrong before you let them eat.

 

..well shit now I'm convinced this is a coordinated assassination attempt by Vladimir Bezos.

..also giphy returns a gif that says "wanna fork" but the cuss word when searching for i'm doing my part as well as one with dildos and I seriously have no clue why because the starship troopers gif is one of the most famous on the internet..???

 

Cause Starship Troopers is fucking rad, you uncultured pleb.

 

omg kaduchi still posts?!?!? Feels like just yesterday we were arguing about how awesome Tim Tebow was

 

Megan Stevenson [A2FR49ZY6NUYI9] Answer a survey about crime and incarceration - $1.25 | PANDA

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Yes! One of the best movies ever!

 

So, you guys are saying WillowWolf is about to be in charge?

 

Saw this at the drive in theater when it first came out. that guy getting his brains sucked out is what made me realize I wasn't ready for Rated R movies.

 

Angela Listy [A1M2H0HAEXONBY] Work and Travel Survey - $0.40 | PANDA

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How did I miss this one??! Watching now!

 

I volunteer to be your enforcer and resident agitator

 

but what do you do when the police come knocking asking about their whereabouts? I had to imprison three sheriffs for this very reason, and now I have to feed them so they don't pass out from hunger like the pornstar I have chained up. Its all surprisingly boring.

 

PickFu [AI2HRFAYYSAW7] Rank 6 options, 1 written response - $0.39 | PANDA

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Sorry but no. The only safety valve on my life is that should all of TV's capable adults be assassinated the site will immediately transfer to a joint ownership compound of @Randomacts and @SAJ with the mods replaced by users with most ignores/negative ratings

It's the only way to continue buying time until Amazon finishes the AI that can fully subject you fine folks to torturous surveys for 22 hours/day.

 

I actually learned a lot when I watched this.

 

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Goodness! I let mine go...eventually! The key is to make sure they have Stockholm Syndrome and will return when called.